A Thanksgiving Interview

(Please accept my apologies for doing the past blog posts in interview form.  Hudson is just full of clever ideas and quips, and I want to remember them!)

How do you cook a turkey?

Put it in the oven for 50 seconds.  The red light must be on so that means the oven is hot.  

Where do you get the turkey?

We get the turkey at the store.  It costs $50.

What do you do after the turkey is finished cooking?

Then when it’s done, you take it out of the over and Puh-poo!  It’s a turkey!  We get a knife and a fork and cut it in to a little piece and stick the fork into the turkey and then put it in our mouth.

What else would you like to have with your turkey?

Bacon.

What would you like to have for dessert?

Let’s get safe lollipops for me and my friends too. 

What are you thankful for this year?

God.  Uhh, And I have to go poop.

And there you have it.  I love my kid.